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Alan goes up against Denise Bauer and the USDA when he represents a cattle rancher who is suing the government for not allowing her to test all her livestock for Mad Cow disease. Meanwhile he and Denny argue over the upcoming presidential election, and Jerry goes before the senior partners, including Paul Lewiston, who are reviewing his application for partnership.

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After having trouble trying to solve a brainteaser and other mounting evidence, Lisa fears that the Simpson gene, Grampa has told her about, is afflicting her. Meanwhile, Grampa’s friend Jasper places himself in suspended animation in Apu’s freezer. Jasper wants to see the future. Seeing an opportunity to make money, Apu turns the KWIK-E-MART into a FREAK-E-MART. Lisa gathers evidence on her newfound stupidity and fears she will turn into another Simpson moron. She gives an editorial on the news on how people should nurture their brains while they still can. Homer tries to show her that not all Simpsons are troglodytes. He gathers them on the front lawn and asks each what they do. It turns out all the men ARE idiots and the women, by comparison, are freakin’ geniuses. Lisa feels relieved with the proof. Jasper awakes from his frozen state and Apu loses his gimmick.

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Season Finale. An unnamed source files a grievance against Brenda in the midst of a high-profile investigation of a murdered L.A. filmmaker. With her career on the line, Brenda is skeptical of Chief Pope’s intentions when he volunteers to help. Brenda spurns the accusation, refusing to suppress her demeanor in deference to the complaint. In response to the situation, the PHD team comes together to act in unison, sending shock waves through the entire department.

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While working on just a regular murder case with the rest of the NCIS team, Abby is almost killed by an evidence from the case and soon it becomes clear that the murder was staged, and that someone wants Abby dead. The team discovers some enemies from Abby’s past, and they must find out who is the person, before the person kills Abby.

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Malucci and a female paramedic become trapped in an elevator with a man who is vomiting blood. Malucci saves the man’s life and celebrates by having sex with the paramedic in an ambulance, which ultimately results in his dismissal by Weaver. Abby move’s out of Luka’s apartment and accidentally breaks his fish tank on the way out. Chen treats an abandoned infant with a birthmark in the shape of the sign of the Virgin Mary. Meanwhile, the strain of motherhood may be catching up with Corday when she falls asleep during surgery.

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Alan and Shirley engage in a heated debate on the subject of teen abortion when a young Chinese girl seeks the court’s help to overturn her mother’s decision. Meanwhile, Jerry defends himself after he is charged with assault for punching out a customer in a coffee shop.

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Sydney and Vaughn are sent on a mission by APO to obtain a sample of a new bio-weapon, known as Ice 5, which can literally freeze a person to death. When the agents learn the substance is going to be sold to a buyer in Damascus, together Sydney and Vaughn have to turn each of the family members against each other while remaining undercover. But when they are found out, there are devastating consequences. Meanwhile Nadia asks Jack for the truth about her mother, and Sydney begins to wonder if Vaughn has really come to terms with Lauren’s death.

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The Simpsons go to a wonderful new museum. While there, Marge notices what a nice boy Ralph Wiggum is. Marge forces Bart to have a play date with Ralph. Ralph is so stupid and annoying that Bart wants to strangle him. Marge makes him go outside with Ralph. Ralph seems to be a pyromaniac. They go to the Wiggum’s residence and Bart finds out that Ralph’s father (Chief Wiggum) has a lot of neat stuff, including a master key that will unlock every door in Springfield. Bart goes over for a sleepover and swipes it. He and Ralph wander the town, running into the bullies. Nelson, Dolph, Jimbo, and Kearney take them to the abandoned prison. Bart and Ralph play around with the electric chair, leaving it on when they leave. Quimby wants to show the town the electric chair on the news. He wants to pretend to be electrocuted, thinking that the chair is off. Bart and Ralph see what is about to happen on the news and they have to prevent it. Bart goes to Lisa for a quick solution and she shoots a rocket at the prison which contains an explanation. Instead it goes into Burns’ office, and he turns off the power after Quimby has almost been killed. Ralph’s conscience tells him to burn down the house.

Watch South Park 11�12: Imaginationland III Online

While inside Imaginationland, Stan and Butters must fight for their lives against an army of evil imaginary forces. The Supreme Court declares imaginary creatures not real and plans to nuke Imaginationland, and now Kyle and Cartman have to convince the U.S. military to abort the operation.

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The NCIS team must protect Ziva when a suspect dies while being in custody, and her tactic might be the reason why the person died. The things become much more dangerous when the suspect’s brother kidnaps Jenny, and demands the release of his brother in exchange for Jenny, but he has no idea that his brother is dead.

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While looking for Sasuke’s room, Sai thinks how much Naruto reminds him of his brother and finally remembers what he wanted to draw for the blank page in his picture book. The seemingly emotionless Sai reveals to Naruto that he does have emotions after all. But, what will happen when Orochimaru appears before the two?

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A fugitive is tracked to the Montecito and every bounty hunter and FBI agent in the vicinity wants to make the capture. Danny, Mike, and Cooper get involved but somehow find themselves fighting for their own lives. A favorite whale of Sam is in town, but she discovers that his perfect life is in pieces so she offers to lend a hand. With assistance from three hot women, Piper hosts a post-New Year�s pool party that brings cash into the casino. Meanwhile, Delinda feels insecure about her pregnancy weight, but realizes she’s not the only one that has packed on the pounds.

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Susan Lewis arrives in Chicago to interview around town and have lunch with Mark. She gets reacquainted with the nurses and Carter, meets Elizabeth, and is later offered an attending position by Mark. Weaver and Chen clash over a risk management meeting, and ultimately, Chen quits. Mark and Elizabeth treat a six-year-old Edwards Syndrome patient whose parents abandon him while he is in surgery. When Benton becomes stuck in surgery he must resort to calling Roger to pick up Reese.

Watch Criminal Minds 4�11: Normal Online

The BAU is called to assist local law enforcement in catching a serial killer, dubbed the Road Warrior by the media, who is shooting blonde women as they drive along freeways in Orange County, California. The case is complicated because the heinous acts appear to be at random and the shooter is described as looking normal. Meanwhile, JJ brings her new baby to the BAU headquarters to introduce him to the team.

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Usual partners are mixed up when Carl and Denny travel to Virginia to defend an officer who is accused of murder after shooting a man on death row whose lethal injection caused him to have seizures. Meanwhile, Alan and Shirley take on an employer who allegedly fired one of his workers for voting for John McCain.

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Sydney and Vaughn are sent to infiltrate a training camp run by the October Contingent. Posing as a Chechen couple, they are taken to a former military base that has been designed to resemble a suburban American neighborhood. Sydney and Vaughn find themselves in a unique position of having to ‘learn’ how to pose as Americans. But these civics lessons have deadly consequences for the losers.

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Homer gets fired from the nuclear plant and decides to join the Naval Reserve. Other reservists include Moe, Barney, and Apu. Meanwhile, Bart gets an earring to look cool, but Homer makes him quit wearing it and ends up taking it with him to sea. Because of Homer’s nuclear experience, he is assigned to a nuclear submarine. The Captain likes Homer because of his witty and wise remarks and he promotes him. During a war game exercise, the Captain leaves Homer in charge; things get bad, when the Captain becomes incapacitated. Homer makes some bad decisions and nearly starts a war. Bart’s earring comes in handy when the ship springs a leak.

Watch South Park 11�13: Guitar Queer-O Online

Stan and Kyle become obsessed with Guitar Hero to the point where they’re breaking high score records and it doesn’t take long for Stan to realize that he could go even further with a different partner. Will the stress of being a rock star get to Stan now that his best friend is no longer by his side?

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Ned works in a pie store and seems to lead a perfectly normal life. This, however, is far from the truth. Through his touch, Ned is able to wake people from the dead. He decides to use this ability of his to solve crimes. But this proves complicated when he gives life back to his childhood crush, and decides to let her keep living.

Watch NCIS 3�23: Hiatus (1) Online

While working on an assignment, Gibbs is seriously injured in an explosion, and taken to a hospital, where he recalls his painful past, which he has always hidden from others. The rest of the team must proceed with the investigation and put their feelings towards Gibbs’s injury aside. Tony is left in charge, which may cause a bit of trouble.

Watch ER 8�5: Start All Over Again Online

Weaver prepares to call her birth mother, while she treats a man who was accidentally run over by his daughter while she was drunk. Susan’s first day back is typically hectic, as she treats a girl with an ectopic pregnancy who refuses to stay for treatment and a man faking a coma to escape his bookie. Abby seems to notice the chemistry between Susan and Carter and gets a little jealous. Cleo has gotten a better job 40 minutes outside of Chicago. The Greene household is pretty crazy now that Rachel is living there. After Elizabeth loses another patient to a post-op infection, an investigation is launched and someone is assigned to shadow her all day to check her cleanliness. Benton panics when Roger reveals that he can’t find Reese–it turns out that Jackie picked him up from school after he got in a fight. Carter’s day as chief resident is marred a little when his grandmother comes to the ER after slipping.

Watch Boston Legal 5�10: Thanksgiving Online

Denny learns some disturbing news about the progression of his Alzheimer’s disease and that an experimental drug which could slow his deterioration is available but not FDA approved, Alan tries to convince the Massachusetts Superior Court to let his best friend have access to it and be responsible for his own actions. Meanwhile, Catherine Piper appears in the lobby, bored and frustrated and enlists Carl’s help to help her sue TV networks for not programming for senior citizens. Jerry and Katie take on the case of a student fighting to reacquire her admission to Harvard after being disqualified for endorsing a brain-enhancing drug to help her focus and pass.

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After being infected with a hallucinogen, Sydney starts to lose touch with reality. Vaughn and Jack must rush to find an antidote before Sydney puts her life – and others next to her – into danger.

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Homer realizes too late that taxes are due, so he cheats on his taxes and files them just in the nick of time. When the IRS subjects Homer to an audit, they agree to let Homer off if he will agree to help the FBI and become a tool of government oppression. He tries to rat on his friends about their illegal conquests and the government enjoys his work so much that they have him attempt a very special assignment. Mr. Burns has a trillion dollar bill that he stole from the government long ago. Homer tries to find it in his mansion, under the guise of writing a magazine article on Burns. When he finds it, the feds bust in and arrest Mr. Burns, but Homer foils their attempt and runs away with Burns and Smithers. They decide to leave the country with the bill and they wind up in Cuba, where they try to buy the country from Fidel Castro. Castro steals the bill and they have to return in disgrace. Mr. Burns vows to bribe the jury and get them all off scot-free.

Watch South Park 11�14: The List Online

The fourth grade girls have compiled a secret list that rates all the boys from the cutest to the ugliest. But when the boys steal the list, the results are not what they expected… The boys are about to find out just how manipulative and crazy little girls can be.

Watch Pushing Daisies 1�2: Dummy Online

Ned sees his power as both a gift and a curse, and it’s illustrated with flashbacks to Ned’s childhood which include dissecting frogs in school. In the present, Ned, Emerson and Chuck visit the morgue to inspect the body of a victim of a car accident. It’s a 45 year-old man who specialized in automobile safety. The police are offering a reward to anyone who can find the killer, and Emerson wants answers in order to get the reward.

Watch NCIS 3�24: Hiatus (2) Online

The NCIS team must work on an assignment against a terrorist group without Gibbs, who is still recovering from the explosion. Gibbs has to fight with memory loss, while he’s visited by his mentor and his former boss. His help is needed, especially when the team discovers that Gibbs is the only person who has information about the terrorists’ plans, so he needs to retrieve his memory before the terrorists attack.

Watch Las Vegas 5�15: Guess Whoas Coming To Breakfast Online

After Sam’s whales check out a strip club she calls in The Cleaner to help keep it secret from their wives. Meanwhile, Mike and Piper try to hire a sexy new bartender for the Montecito but instead find themselves sampling the cocktails and engaging in one of Vegas’ oldest cliches. Cooper challenges Danny to bring more people to the Montecito while Delinda throws an unusual party.

Watch ER 8�6: Supplies and Demands Online

Susan and Carter attend a yoga class before work. At work, they discover an outbreak of meningococcus. Abby discovers that Luka had Nicole hired as a runner, even though she doesn’t know what she’s doing, and flirts with a fireman with a broken leg. Carter and Abby discuss their relationship. Corday continues to be shadowed by Infection Control and looks for a pattern after her fourth post-op sepsis death. She discovers that an official investigation has been launched into her being an angel of mercy and the police will be contacting her. Corday also fights with Rachel upon discovering Ella unattended. Benton tells Roger that he doesn’t want him having any more contact with Reese. Luka treats a young man using his portable catheter for heroin injection. Benton and Abby treat a kid who tried self circumcision to please his girlfriend.

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Denny learns some disturbing news about the progression of his Alzheimer’s disease and that an experimental drug which could slow his deterioration is available but not FDA approved, Alan tries to convince the Massachusetts Superior Court to let his best friend have access to it and be responsible for his own actions. Meanwhile, Catherine Piper appears in the lobby, bored and frustrated and enlists Carl’s help to help her sue TV networks for not programming for senior citizens. Jerry and Katie take on the case of a student fighting to reacquire her admission to Harvard after being disqualified for endorsing a brain-enhancing drug to help her focus and pass.